sleeptalk what the phone heard

night one

· 1 min

The app gives you a graph of the night and a list of clips, each with a time and a label it picks itself: talk, snore, noise, cat. It's not great at telling them apart. I typed out the talk ones. R is me.

night of sat 5 jan
00:47  R  [laughs]
01:30  R  okay but the bagels are in the drawer
01:31  R  no. the other drawer
03:16  R  tell him the fridge is fine
05:02  R  [unclear] ... tabarnak

The app labelled 03:16 as "snore," which is rude, and Patate jumping off the bed at 04:12 as "talk."

There is no drawer with bagels in it. There is nobody to tell about the fridge. Honestly I was expecting worse. Élodie made it sound like I was giving speeches.

The last one is the only Québécois swear I can say with the right accent. Good to know it holds up unconscious.