best of week one

2019-01-14 22:30 · 1 min

I've paid the $4.99. Highlights so far:

• "tell Marc-André the parrot can stay" (I know one Marc-André. No parrot.)
• "everybody off the ice"
• "it's a very small piano"
• "stop," three times, very polite
• "that's twenty-one dollars, sir"
• four minutes of humming something I can't place

Patate is in most of the clips too. She snores like a retired man.

I played the piano one for Félix at lunch and he had to put his sandwich down. He wants me to make a podcast. Absolutely not.