laps Bronte to Belfast, thirty metres at a time

17,111 km to belfast

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Two months. I did say I'd think of something.

Lachie came over this arvo with homework. Year 5, "Where does your family come from?", a map and a bit of string. Des's side was easy, Wagga and then Wagga again. Then he asked about mine and I said Belfast, and he typed it into the laptop.

17,111 kilometres, door to door, as the crow flies. He showed me it's called the great-circle distance and it goes up over China, which I didn't know.

Then he asked how many lengths of the Bronte pool that is. The lap lanes are thirty metres. We did it on the back of an envelope.

570,367 lengths.

I do forty a morning, Wednesdays off. He worked it out on the calculator on Claire's phone. I'd get to Belfast at the age of a hundred and thirteen.

Then he asked who lives in Belfast. I said my sister. He didn't know I had one. Claire, in the kitchen, dried the same plate for quite a long time.

I'm going to start counting tomorrow.