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Wrist update: almost fine. I can hold a pencil again but it still clicks.
So #5 is the left-handed one. The lines are all wobbly, one eye is bigger than the other and the mouth slides off to the side. I hated it while I was doing it.
But it's weird. It looks more like me than #1 to #4. Hedda walked past while it was on the kitchen table and said "oh that's you when you're annoyed." Pia hummed for a long time.
The only bad part is the signature. I signed it left-handed and it looks like somebody else's name. I'm keeping it.